-- The camera focuses in on the commentators --
Shane: Well Drew it's been an interesting night so far, but....
-- Just as Shane is about to finish his sentence, a large pyro fireball explodes on top of the stage, creating a large veil of smoke. "Family System" by Chevelle begins to play in the background --
Drew: What in the world? Is this part of the show? I can't see it anywhere in my notes. I mean, thank god he interrupted your droning voice, but still!
-- The smoke begins to clear, and the figure of a man begins to take shape. Finally, the face is revealed --
Shane: IT'S THE JUNKIE! He's back! After that explosion several weeks ago he disappeared, and we haven't seen him since.
Drew: I can't believe what i'm seeing!
-- The crowd begins to cheer loudly. The Junkie takes in his surroundings for a short time, enters the ring, and then raises a microphone to his lips --
The Junkie: Several weeks ago, someone tried to sabotage both my career, and my life. Luckily, I caught on and managed to escape just in the nick of time. However, the force from the explosion damaged my arm and fractured my ribs, so I had to go into hiding as to heal and hide from the attacker. But now i'm back, and I feel good. No, scratch that. I feel great! But before I begin to discover who the attacker was, I need to dust some cobwebs off my arsenal. So without further ado, I am issuing an open challenge.
Anyone who wishes to take me on, be my guest!