Comrade Chernobyl
Posts : 6 Join date : 2009-03-10
| Subject: Comrade Chernobyl is here Tue Mar 10, 2009 6:06 am | |
| Lights foes so bright that blind everyone into arena... suddenly "radiation" smoke start coming out from entrance.Commentator1: What the hell happen!Commentator2: I do not know, but i see that someone appear on the ramp.Comrade Chernobyl show himself for very first time to the crowd. He look very creepy, everyone things that he must wearing a mask, for example to cover his disgusting face. He make his way down to the ring, goes on it and grab a mic.Crowd remain a fully silence they look at the man with very surprise faces. Comrade Chernobyl: Здравствуйте, дамы и господа, я товарищ Чернобыля. Я здесь, чтобы заразить всех вас! Commentator1: WHAT?!?! What the hell he talking, this guy doesn't know English?Commentator2: It looks so, but he say "Hello ladies and gentleman, I am Comrade Chernobyl. I am here to infiltrate all of you!"Commentator1: Man, you surprise me, were are you learn Russian?Commentator2: Well in Russia of course! :-)Comrade Chernobyl: Сегодня ночью кто-то пострадает много, Вы мои, я буду разрушат все! After those words he slowly heading to the backstage leaving everyone speechless except Commentator2. Commentator2: He said "Tonight somebody will suffer a lot. You are mine, i am going to destroy you all."Commentator1: Thank you pal, but not expect salary increase due your language skills. :-) | |
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